List of Famous Drinking Quotes in English with Images

Here’s a list of famous drinking quotes, along with their meanings and examples of how they might be used:


1. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
– Attributed to Benjamin Franklin

Meaning: This quote humorously suggests that simple pleasures, like drinking beer, are divine gifts meant to bring joy to life.

Example:
After a long day at work, you crack open a cold beer and say, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!"


2. “In wine, there is truth.”
– Pliny the Elder

Meaning: This quote suggests that people often reveal their true thoughts or feelings when they've been drinking.

Example:
After a few glasses of wine, your friend starts opening up about their problems, and you nod, thinking, "In wine, there is truth."


3. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all of life’s problems.”
– Homer Simpson

Meaning: This playful quote from The Simpsons captures the duality of alcohol. It can sometimes lead to problems, but people also turn to it for comfort.

Example:
You spill your drink at a party and laugh, saying, "Well, here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all of life’s problems!"


4. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
– Mark Twain

Meaning: This humorous statement suggests that even though excess is usually harmful, certain pleasures, like good whiskey, can never be overindulged.

Example:
Pouring yourself another glass of expensive whiskey, you joke with your friend, "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."


5. “I drink to make other people more interesting.”
– Ernest Hemingway

Meaning: This quote implies that drinking can make social situations more enjoyable, especially if the company isn’t particularly engaging.

Example:
At a dull dinner party, you whisper to a friend, "I think it’s time for a drink. I drink to make other people more interesting."


6. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.”
– G.K. Chesterton

Meaning: This is advice on drinking in moderation and responsibly. It encourages people to drink for celebration, not as an escape from sorrow.

Example:
When your friend is going through a tough time and reaches for a drink, you remind them, "Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."


7. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

Meaning: This quote highlights how alcohol can take control if not consumed in moderation. At first, you control the drink, but after a while, the drink starts controlling you.

Example:
After a wild night out, you reflect on how quickly things spiraled and say, "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."


8. “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
– Oscar Wilde

Meaning: Wilde’s quote humorously suggests that work is an obstacle that interferes with one’s ability to enjoy drinking.

Example:
You grumble about going to work after a fun weekend of partying and say, "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."


9. “I only drink on two occasions: When I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”
– Anonymous

Meaning: This humorous quote implies that the speaker will drink under any circumstance, thirsty or not, highlighting a lighthearted love for drinking.

Example:
When asked why you’re having a drink in the middle of the day, you laugh and say, "I only drink on two occasions: When I’m thirsty and when I’m not."


10. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
– Ernest Hemingway

Meaning: This quote advises taking responsibility for what you say while drunk. If you follow through on your drunken promises, you might be more careful about making them in the future.

Example:
After promising to run a marathon while drunk at a party, you actually start training, saying, "Well, always do sober what you said you'd do drunk."


Each of these quotes brings humor, wisdom, or a reflection on the role of alcohol in social and personal life, offering insight into the complexities of drinking culture.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

- Drinking Quotes by Dave Barry

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise men to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.

- Homer Quotes

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway Quotes

[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.

- Henry David Thoreau Quotes

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

- Robert Benchley Quotes

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

- Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Reminds me of my safari in Africa.  Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. Fields Quotes

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

- Drinking Quotes by Dean Martin

If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.

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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

- Drinking Quotes by Dr. Thomas Fuller

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

- Drinking Quotes by Dr. Thomas Fuller Download or Share

And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

- Drinking Quotes by A. E. Housman

And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

- Drinking Quotes by A. E. Housman Download or Share

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.  Drinks right out of the bottle.

- Quotes by Henny Youngman Download or Share

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-Henny Youngman Quotes

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over  wine.

- Heraclitus Quote

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

- Martin Mull Quotes

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

- Nancy Astor Quotes

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde Quotes

I envy people who drink.  At least they have something to blame everything on.

- Oscar Levant Quote

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake -which I also keep handy.

- W. C. Fields Quotes