List of Famous Drinking Quotes in English with Images

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

- Drinking Quotes by Dave Barry

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise men to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa.  Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.

- Drinking Quotes by Dean Martin Download or Share

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

- Drinking Quotes by Dr. Thomas Fuller Download or Share

And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.

- Drinking Quotes by A. E. Housman Download or Share

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.  Drinks right out of the bottle.

- Quotes by Henny Youngman Download or Share

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-Henny Youngman Quotes

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over  wine.

- Heraclitus Quote

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

- Martin Mull Quotes

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

- Nancy Astor Quotes

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde Quotes

I envy people who drink.  At least they have something to blame everything on.

- Oscar Levant Quote

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake -which I also keep handy.

- W. C. Fields Quotes